I have a coconut head.
And its being hate.

Yo, my name is alfred. But you can call me the Slope King. Im white N nerdy.

They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!

sohtong brothers.

Yuxuan is a muthafucka fucking liar. We are supposed to camp in toilet to skip hair checks and play snake and ladder together today. But he didnt come to school today. I sense slope is on the way. Mr singh so wants us to be dead. www.guan-ying-ma.com. PRAY.

yuxuan says: i love you as a friend only i know

ang jeng. says: _l_

yuxuan says: only we 2 noe the big secret

ang jeng. says: what big secret

yuxuan says: i love you as a friend

ang jeng. says: u poked my dick 3 times today

ang jeng. says: u love me as a friend and u poked my dick 3 times today?

and jeng. says: fuck you.

yuxuan says: come on

yuxuan says: poke dick is a friendly gesture for man.

ang jeng. says: LOL

ang jeng. says: HAHA

yuxuan says: u go try ur father he will noe



Oh my, my obese,overweight,fleshy,huge,big,large,oily,chubby and fat friend is damn hilarious.

300 minutes of chinese,
210 minutes of waiting to get my hair cut.
171 hours left before chinese olevels.

Friday, Fun day.
Sprint - 200 Metres
Sleep - 3.5 Hours
Saturday, Happy day.
Sentosa - 9 Hours
Soccer - 3 Hours
Sunburn - Horrible
Sleep until Sunday.

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8 hours of chinese is killing me,
2 hours of soccer is tiring me,
4 hours of nap is refreshing me.
And tomorrow theres another 8 hours of chinese killing me.
another 3 hours of soccer at some field,
maybe a 4 hours nap will help again.
Chinese O levels are near,
i am no wherenear to get a B3.
Today she whole day no reply,
i totally have no idea why.
maybe i should Fuck Off And Die.

Chair chair stacked so high.

Happy Mother's Day! Damn, i dont know what to get for my mum this year. Maybe going out to have a dinner together. Or maybe i will sing her a song just like when im in kidergarden. After so man years, i still merely remember the lyrics. The teacher taught us and asked us to sing it to our mother when we reached home. So my sista and i did. Alright , hope all mothers will have a happy mother's day.

SORE-EYE

Ok, i wasted a Saturday doing nothing but using the computer. Friday was much better. After school went home with Roger. Then went town to meet SSM and gang. They wanted to watch Spiderman 3 but was full like no mums in the evening until 10.30pm. So we went to play lan instead. Hit a few snooker balls later with Wilson. After that went back to Ps, suddenly someone pop a idea to watch mid-night movie. Bought Spiderman3 at 1am. By that time my eyes was red and pain like fuck. And im dying to go home to change to my glasses. But not enough time, so just endured. Show ended at 3.45am. Walk around, joke around. Chill outside 7-11 at parklane, eat some cup noodles. Then cabbed to Gary's condo for some night swimming. The water is fucking cold. Went down with my underwear because i got swimming trunks or pants. Then went home underwear wetwet.. Reached home at dawn, 6.20am. Sprinted to take off my contact lenses , bathe and use the com. Two mins later, toh on the bed.

Today:
school,
exams,
study,
eat,
bus,
home,
blog.

english paper down,
chinses paper down,
amaths down,
ss down,
i'm down.

hope exams faster over,
then can:
Swimming,
Shopping,
Soccer,
Sheila,
Spiderman.