Want to be the next millionaire in the easiest way?

Give informations to the leading to capture of Mas Selamat.
Easy money sia...

It all started with a swell in my left eye.
It was as swollen as some pig leg.
Then i have this terrible headache.
Whenever i try to stand up, my head seems to be the heaviest object on earth.
It spins me real crazy.
Then I'm having this flu, flowing like a water tap.
I had this cough, which somehow connected to my headache.
Whenever i cough, my head hurts.
Im felt so weak in the night just like a newborn baby.
Im feeling cold everytime the wind blows by me.
So i went to visit the doctor.
He said im down with a flu fever.
I paid him 28 dollars. and he remained me to drink more water.

This feeling sucks.

I skipped two hours of lecture and went to play blackjack with one dude from the next class.
I black-jacked him five times whenever he taunts me to double up my bets.
I started my bet with a two dollars.
I won a whopping amount of one hundred and sixty five dollars from him.
His pocket ain't deep enough.
So i cancel off the debts with him.
And went home penniless.
Not taking a single cent from him.
What a waste.

I beatboxed my effcom lesson away.
By recording it into the computer via the mic.
I let YongJi a slightly obese guy.
Who sat next to me to hear it.
Class was fun today.
I laughed alot.
But im still sad.

After 18 years, i finally outrun my dad in go cart race. Its a bright Sunday afternoon, which we decided to leave Sg to Jb. But halfway outside, we changed of plans due to the rush hour. So we went to farmway instead to see animals. Saw many cute puppies there, but none really caught our attention. Not until we met the cutest living thing on Earth, The Toy Poodle. Its a size of a small soft toy dog and its fur were as soft as a me-to-you bear. Just then i realised cherry is no longer cute and pretty anymore. My mum was like, " Lets wait another few more years when Cherry pass away then we will get this toy poodle. "

It's okay, Cherry, you still have me, I love you.

Michael Jackson: The Man With Many Faces

MJ is still hot.

2008












Jackson's skin was a medium-brown color for the entire duration of his youth, but starting in the early 1980s, his skin gradually grew paler. This change gained widespread media coverage, including rumors that Jackson was bleaching his skin. However, in the early 1980s, Jackson was diagnosed with vitiligo and lupus, the latter of which is potentially lethal but is in remission in Jackson's case. Both conditions make Jackson sensitive to overexposure to sunlight, which can cause his lupus condition to reawaken. Jackson first spoke publicly about vitiligo in a 1993 interview with Oprah Winfrey. To treat both these conditions Jackson uses Solaquin, Retin A and Benoquin. He must also have hydroxychloroquin injected directly into his scalp regularly. The treatments he uses for his condition further lighten his skin tone, and with the application of pancake makeup to even out his skin tone, he can appear very pale.

The structure of his face has changed as well, several surgeons have speculated that Jackson had undergone multiple nasal surgeries, a forehead lift, thinned lips and a cheekbone surgery.In 1979, Jackson had his first rhinoplasty after breaking his nose during a complex dance routine. However the surgery was not a complete success and Jackson complained of breathing difficulties that would affect his career. He was referred to Dr. Steven Hoefflin, who would perform his second rhinoplasty, as well as more throughout his career.Jackson had his third rhinoplasty in 1984, another in 1986 and had a cleft put in his chin. By 1990, the full extent of Jackson's surgery was unknown; those close to the singer estimated he underwent ten operations on his face up to this point. Jackson wrote in his 1988 autobiography Moon Walk that he only had two rhinoplastic surgeries and the surgical creation of a cleft in his chin. In the book, he attributed the change in the structure of his face to puberty and a strict vegetarian diet.

Michael Jackson is black.